Toss that ass up! o_O

Uh yeah, never go to jail.

Baby barf

ew...I feel weird now.

Run if you see this guy

I guess your face gets that flexible once you hit granny's age.

Possessed?

This was brought to my attention today by my sisters' friends and it blew me out the water...I mean...I don't really believe it...but it DOES make sense...:I

It all starts with Beyonce...and her 'Crazy In Love' video..notice the facts they point out.



Parts 3, 4, & 5

then......comes Rihanna...



Here's a full breakdown of the 'Umbrella'

Kanye West, Nas, & Hov




I do hear that when you're in the music biz you sell your soul...is this true?! Creepy.

:I

I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with conjoined twins Abby & Brittany from TLC.



I saw this a while ago on someone's Twitter page...and well.....



:l Fucking disturbing if you ask me...ew.

Shouts to DJMissBehavior for the pic.

*Shrugs*

'It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.'



Takes a real bitch to come out of the closet about something like this. She's still a bad bitch (sometimes)

This is just s i c k.

SAN ANTONIO, TX -- A woman charged with murdering her 3 1/2-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, including his brain, before stabbing herself in the torso and slicing her own throat, police said Monday.

SOURCE


God Bless these crazy bitches.

I guess I should touch on this tragedy...

Hot azzzz mess. SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooo.

bahahahahahahhaha.

My tummy hurts now :l

Guhhhh you knooooww I I I...

I'm refraining from LOL right now cuz it is 3:18am ya know.

But damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. He makes Asian ppl look bad.

This is ALL types of bad.

*_*

Believable.

Overly-priced-hot-messes.

Call me crazy but I don't get this whole Spicy Louis Vuitton shoe craze.

These shoes are hideous....and I bite my lip saying this but sloppy...very sloppy.

Looks like something I could work up in my kitchen using shit from my attic.

They make you look like you have a Indian tribe on your feet.

But whatever you think 'in' Fashion is. Don't let me knock your spicys.

And did I mention the price-tag? $1500-2000.

Big fucking shit.

He's acting like an animal because his mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account..smh.

Now this lil' white boy is trippin' for trynna' stick the control up his ass! It's that serious huh?

Beating yourself in the head with your sneaker...?

Flopping around in your bed...?

This video made my day though. Thanks obsessed World of Warcraft boy ;)

sidenote: Did some research and turns out it's only $15 a month to maintain an account...LOLLOL.

This girl..

is the luckiest bitch in the world.

Just look at the ring...

sidenote: Her hair is HORRIBLE.

...Uhmmm.

Cassie - New Music - More Music Videos

IDK bout' you but...

STAR OF THE VIDEO= THE BALD HEAD.

I just can't stop looking at it...it's so weird. Why did she do that....? All that beautiful hair..smh.

Ain't this the ugliest thing..

WTF IS THIS THING?

I think I like monkeys but this thing is such a disgrace to the monkey society.

Shouts to:

for your $1,000 bill this month.

T-MOBILE
for you always trynna' fuck me & my mother over every month.

Fuck you very much with your shitty services.

HELLL NAW!

-_-

Now you tell me how your mother would feel if you came home with some rapper tatted on your back...my mom would whoop my ass regardless of my age!

Yeah yeah my 'Eternity' tattoo is inspired by a Jonas Brothers song but really though? You gon' get his face tatted on you...and not to mention the quality of work....SMH!

LET'S BE HONEST:
1. Yeah he's my favorite rapper but I won't be a crazy bitch to get his face tatted on me.
2. You WILL regret it.
3. This is in the same category as getting a BOYS name tatted on you. BIG ASS NO NO!
4. Plain ol' ridiculous.
5. God bless your soul cuz' you must have been on some shrooms or something.

Let me just STFU. lol.

Shouts to All Things Fresh ;)

My one gray hair.

Sooo for the past few nights I've been popping 2 Nyquils at about 1 or 2am to help my cold. Yesterday was the first night I haven't took Nyquil...I slept so peacefully, even more peaceful than when I took the damn Nyquil.

I slept sooooo peaceful until I heard a bunch of hispanics outside of my house EARLY ass hell trying to pull out the tree stump in front of my house. Of course, they're all giggling and yapping their Spanish shit while I'm tossing and turning. I fall back asleep and then I had the urge to pee...which usually means it's time to wake up.

After I use the bathroom I look in the mirror and see this BIG ASS GREY HAIR. Just popping out of my part. It was an obnoxious one...it was probably 2 inches..it was screaming 'HEY TIEN LOOKY HERE!'. I was so stressed for the whole day about this grey hair. So I decided to do some research :)

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'Melanin is a pigment that is naturally produced in the hair follicle and “injected” into the hair fibers as the protein is formed and pushed out of the head. It’s the same kind of melanin that gives your skin its color. There are two basic types of melanin (eumelanin and pheomelanin) that are responsible for every hair color from brown and black to blonde and red.

No one knows why hair follicles stop producing melanin. Genetics mostly. There just gets to be a point where the melanocytes (the melanin producing cells) just stop producing. Thus you get gray hair.'

So there you have it.

lollol.

SMH @ how the small ass guy got him.



this just killed me.