Thursday, July 30, 2009

Nictionary.




So I'm on Myspace and I see that Nicki Minaj posted a blog with her Nictionary words. She is so adorable. lol.
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Alfred Bitchcok
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's.


Bad Bitch Check

1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks
1: good head.

Barbie Detention
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on "BD" a barbie is required to do any task the "HB" asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Powers
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

BFF
1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Chin Check
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.


Doll House

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you're at your worst.

Fetch
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.


Gabbage Patch Kid

1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR
1: Abbreviation for "Got a Barbie Rollin".


Harajuku Barbie

1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken
1: a man that "adds to" a "HB" by knowing when to "fall back" and when to "step his dick up".

HB
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.


It's BARBIE BITCH!!!!!

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new "Beam Me Up Scotty" CD.


Strawberry Shortcake

1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.


Stud Muffin

1: a street savvy "man's man" who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Waffle House
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

Obsession Du Jour.




I haven't seen this bitch in damn near a whole MONTH. I misss you betch.

Best blog thus far...


This girl is seriously the baddest bitch I've ever seen [pause]. I've seen her on so many blog rolls and finally decided to peep her blog and this girl has me through a loophole. Her fashion sense is the BEST I have ever seen in my life.







I don't say this often...but I wish I knew her lol.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dear Rocsi,



Thank yourself and stylist for ditching this hairstyle..your ears looked humongous and Charlamagne Tha God made fun of you all day on Twitter.

Nicki Lewinsky.



NeoStrata.



So this past weekend I spent the night over my cousin's house...she showed me this new product she's been using. So of course, I decide to give it a try.

I LOVED it! My face felt so soft, smooth, and clean!

A bottle of facewash is around $26 but well worth it.

Learn more HERE.

lololololololololololololol !!


jokes
muahahahahs
LOVEEDEE



Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Flattery.


“Imitation is the most serious form of flattery”

Ok, I mean you can take it and go I guess. Your shit will never be cuter than ours ;)

Tori & Dean.




To me, they are the epitome of a perfect couple. I am obsessed with their show. Dean shows Tori a genuine love, they're so cute. Having 2 kids and busy careers they make time to do romantic things. Not to mention they have the cutest kids ever!

This is just s i c k.




SAN ANTONIO, TX -- A woman charged with murdering her 3 1/2-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, including his brain, before stabbing herself in the torso and slicing her own throat, police said Monday.

SOURCE


God Bless these crazy bitches.

like yesterday...

"Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what; maybe you’ll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there is also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you, sometimes better than you know yourself, is the same person who's been standing beside you all along."

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the other day me and my best; tee of course was on our BBM (blackberry msnger) for those who dont follow.... talking about random stuff like always, so she mentions how her twin was asking her how ME&HER got so close... and i sat there to think about it... i couldnt even tell her cause i dont know how we got so close...


we must say this a bunch of times "were different in some but were so much alike in others"
... maybe the difference in us brings us together.. we always have something different to talk about, different interest so theres always different things to do.. we dont wanna be pin-point alike cause i mean... whats so fun about the same old shit huh?

so.. after our whole convo i decided to say that im gonna post a blog about question of the day... & todays question is...


"how'd you find your bestfriend & how'd you guys get so close.?"
(leave your answer in comments if you feel!)



i find alot of girls andd some guys that claim to have bffs that only last for a week; like seriously c'mon thats called friends.. dont claim someone your bff cause you just spent a whole week with them, or texting and calling each other all day.. LOL smh.. and you dont claim someone your bff when you barely chill with them; barely mention them, barely talk to them.. barely anything. bffs arent a one time visit every 3months...

no need to talk shit i am far from my bff. atleast i do make the effort to come visit her when i can and yes we really do talk to each other everyday; but thats just cause im far.. if i was there with her; i wouldnt be suprised to be everywhere together. ha''


I MISS MY BESTFRIEND EVERYDAY

.. and i wish i didnt have to move so far cause we're grown now and since we was in middle school.. we use to have alot of plans... and now that were all old enough to do what we wanted... other things fell through instead...
we was some young asss niggass!! lol
but no matter what happens she'll always be my right hand; and ill choose her over anything, anybody, anyday;
and for the bitches and niggas who dont like her, me, US
you dont know what were about; you only know us of what you heard or seen; but best believe we'll put everyone in place. were not even cocky about it.. its just some real talk.


love always,
thuydee lovelex3

I mention you when I say my prayers..



This has to be the best B' put out so far from this Sasha Fierce collection.

Love the song & video.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Way to Talented..



Ol' Remy Ma looking ass. SMH!

Ye' <3

In case you missed it...





Via Nerd At The Cool Table.

This made me luhhhh him so much more <3

You can tell he misses his mama.

My favs. were 'Flashing Lights', 'Put On', 'Heartless', & 'Through The Wire'.

Friday, July 24, 2009

I guess I should touch on this tragedy...



Hot azzzz mess. SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooo.








bahahahahahahhaha.

My tummy hurts now :l

Bad Bitches: Va$htie.


Vashtie Kola is best known as Pharrell's ex-girlfriend, yet known for directing videos, throwing parties, etc.




I love her 'I don't give a fuck imma wear this everyday' style.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wale.


He's not the cutest but it's something about this Nigerian boy that got me. <3

....Men & their bullshit.


So, today as I'm getting my hair colored the guy who was coloring my hair saw me slip my cousin my bag then says 'Why ya'll girls be carrying them big ass bags?'. For anyone who knows me I love big bags, the bigger the better. Men just don't understand. We need lots' of shit while we're out hand lotion/make-up/books/etc. Hell, we even could carry their shit in our bags too.



Then, this lovely G came up to me as I sat in the dryer and said 'I cannot be a girl, all this nail and hair shit..no I can't do it. I'm happy I'm a guy.' I told him being a girl was the best shit ever. I enjoy getting manis/pedis...getting my eyebrows done etc. It's a lot of work...but in the end it's all worth it. Fuck, you'd be a bad bitch after all of that. Not saying he can't have an opinion but men need to respect women...we do all this shit mainly for them.



and in the end....

JOKES ON HIM,
because he's in beauty school.

The end.

10 things Women know about Men.

1) Men can’t help but check out other women. You can swear up and down that you weren’t checking out the hottie from across the bar, but it’s okay, we know you were. Women get it’s an innate, programmed in your DNA kind of thing, but know that it doesn’t mean we like it. It’s been said once and here it is again, when with your lady, try to keep staring to a minimum.

2) Men care what others think of them, and even dress up for others. Women may take three times longer than men to get ready to go out, but we know men can care almost just as much about their appearance. You want to appear cool, suave and confident, and if you have to keep up a facade so others think you’re the aforementioned, you will. We like that you care about your appearance, as long as we remain prettier than you, it’s a-okay.

3) Men are visual beings. Women understand that being visual beings explains why men like porn, strip clubs and sexy lingerie. Further, we know you’d think it’d be hot if we did a strip tease for you in private. But note, not all women are comfortable enough in their own skin to do a strip tease. Do one first, and maybe she’ll follow suit.

4) Men can’t take hints. Women’s hints, leads or codes don’t always register into men’s brains. Further, you don’t grasp our non-verbal cues or tones in our voices. Women get that if they want a favor or expect you to do something, we need to tell you straight out what it is we want. However, some women may still hope that their guy knows them well enough to take a hint, and also refuse to believe men are that dense. Don’t be afraid to subtly ask what it is that we want…it’s better than assuming as that could end badly.

5) Men take sports seriously. “It’s just a game…” are words we know not to utter to a sports fan. Women get that men are competitive and love to watch other men run (or dribble) with balls, slam into each other and pat each other on the butt. Some women will never understand the fascination fully, so don’t expect them to always join in the watching rituals.

6) Men don’t want to admit it, but they need women in their lives. Whether it’s their mothers, girlfriends/wives, work buddies, friends or friends with benefits; it’s simple, men need a woman in their life. Women can offer men sound advice on love, family and work that is usually unparalleled to the advice another man would give. To the table, women bring compassion and a positive, caring spin on situations. All that, and of course, men need women for sexual purposes.

7) Men are scared of the term forever. It’s as if the word “forever” meant the end of the world is near or something equally as tragic. “Forever” doesn’t have to be a scary term. According to Dictionary.com, it means “without ever ending”. Flip it so it’s a positive connotation and now imagine love for your mate, family members, sports team, or pet “without ever ending” or being able to wear your favorite (now ratty) t-shirt or kicks “without ever ending.” Not so bad now, eh?

8) Men are bad at remembering dates. The only exception to this is remembering sports’ opening day dates or the date Grand Theft Auto IV comes out. For women to keep reminding you of dates and tasks such as when your parents are going to be in town or that the plumber is expecting to be paid in cash upon completion of his project gets quite tiring. Consider using your cell phone’s calendar function as a way to keep track of dates and details. (Even older models have a calendar function, but if yours doesn’t then opt for a pocket planner.) Remembering your mom’s birthday, Father’s Day or your anniversary on your own will score you brownie points.

9) Men like to gossip just as much as women do. Gossip is typically known as a woman’s sport, but we know guys enjoy it too. Male magazines such as Maxim and FHM have a few pages dedicated to celebrity gossip. Who’s dating whom, who got breast enhancements and whose music video is scorching hot are all featured and tucked away in their “Entertainment” sections. Straying away from celebrity gossip, do I dare say “locker room talk”?! More boasting and gossiping happens in locker rooms and happy hours that it gives the ladies on The View a run for their money. Though gossip can lead to rumors, it also makes for good conversation and in some strange way, bonding.

10) Men sometimes lie because it’s easier than telling the truth. We know you tell little white lies to spare our feelings, which sometimes is alright because we don’t like our feelings hurt. However, we know there are times you fib because the truth would be a big sordid mess and you’d rather avoid it. Lying through omission is still lying. Telling the truth and nothing but the truth may be too hard and sometimes unnecessary, but use your better judgment and tell the complete truth more often than not.

I was on Google [like I always am] and landed on this...Thoughts?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cirque 21.








Limited Edition @ Forever 21.

Ehhh. It's whatever. I've hated them ever since I got fired.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Guhhhh you knooooww I I I...



I'm refraining from LOL right now cuz it is 3:18am ya know.

But damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. He makes Asian ppl look bad.

This is ALL types of bad.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Accomplished!






Yes Yes. I downloaded the new BBM.

AND I LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT!

Go here for info/downloads!

My advice is to use OTA link # 4 or 6.

sidenote: Don't judge me for having only 4 contacts...I just started this whole BBM bizness lol.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Just throw it in the bag...




Anyway, I've been scrambling for this damn DL allllll day. Here it isss.

Fabolous ft. Drake- Throw It In The Bag remix:

D O W N L O A D

sidenote: False alarm, my mouse works ;)

MM.


Tell em'..


This dude irks the life out of me. Cute for nothing....

Him & his ^_^ faces. SMH!

BBM 5.




So there's this new buzz about the new leaked BBM.

So of course, I try to jump on it...but my shit won't work! Stressing me out so badly.

Supposedly there's new smileys, pin barcoding, icons, etc.

Continuing this shit....goodnight. xox.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Serani.


I used to hate 'No Games' with a passion, but everytime I'm in the club it gets me going...so I did a little research and found a mixxxtape.

D O W N L O A D!

Find tracklist here @ Dancehall Anthemz

Pac Div.


I fux with them.

D O W N L O A D

&

Church League Champions


sidenote: *downloading now* You should too.




 
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