Friday, April 24, 2009

I ♥ Pause Police.

Here's an interview PausePolice.com did with The Nerd At The Cool Table.


This is straight up COMEDY!

Every few yrs extraordinary people make their presence felt in this world. Micheal Phelps, Lebron James.....Gucci mane. People that u see and just know they are going to change the world. Well people..........Meet the Pause Police.

The Pause Police patrol Twitter (If u not on twitter by now your a lame). They walk the streets of twitter in hopes of getting rid of all suspect behavior and suspect wordplay.

I sat down with Officer NoHomo in a secret location (pause) for a very in depth interview......

First off, for the people that are unsure....what is a "pause"?

A Pause is something you use to excuse something that can be taken as gay or is gay and clears it up like when people say "no disrespect" and say something disrespectful its a disclaimer

Who's the biggest pause police offender on twitter??

The biggest offender would have @iamdiddy and Q of gay26 its a tie there neck and neck pause

I see noreaga is a big supporter. Any other Celebs or industry people cosigning the movement??????

Yeah for sure Nore, Mouse budden, Dj self, kimmi cup cake, jay electronica, don cannon, sickamore, troy ave Amanda Diva just to name a few

Ight...I got a few questions...just so I can understand the laws of the pause police. Men 25 and older with sidekicks...pauseworthy, right?

Yeah if you are a adult male with a sidekick that's a pause and you need to put a button up on that sidekick and grow up pause

I'm a fan of Kanyes Album..808s and heartbreaks..I think its genius but riding around blasting "robocop" while riding thru the city.....Pause offense?

playing 808 ryding around with any thing short of 3 women in the car is a pause

I got a few homies on my myspace with shirtless pics (pause). Having them on my myspace friends list...Is that a pause offense????


Yeah any males with shirt off pics on myspace, twitter, facebook, flicker,pathmark.com any site were people can see u is a pause save that shit for match.com

Ight...go ahead and tell us what u got going on. What can we expect from the pause police in the future. Give ya shout outs and all that....



Yeah I got that Pausepolice.com up and running check ya boyz out pause we got them T-shirts on the way shout out to @hoecop. We also got a cartoon coming and shout out to every one that support us nerdatcooltable @foxxfiles @1stladyel @noreaga @mousebudden @Tahiryjose @hovain @joeyie @troyave @mrsmemi @kenyathomas @kingm1 @sickamore and every one else that fucks with us pause & the Pause police angels


Ight homie. I appreciate everything y'all do (pause). Keep doing what y'all doing (pause). This world is a much better place with u guys around.



Make sure you follow PausePolice on Twitter & also follow UtterYourBullshit ladies too! :)
Camtien
Loriann
Dee

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Soooo, me & my new friend Kenny aka Drake's superfan are going to see Drake...VIP status. <3


It was a beautiful day..I had MAD allergies...FML. Anywhoo...enjoy your night kids.

xx,
Camtien

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